the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
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Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
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I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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