they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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