Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
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Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
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Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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