Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
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Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
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Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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