I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
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You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
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Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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