Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
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Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
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I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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