Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
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Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
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It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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