I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
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He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
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I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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