Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
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Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
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Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize