So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
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Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
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It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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