i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
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Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
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I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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