I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
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He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
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His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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