i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
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Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
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Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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