After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
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So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
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i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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