i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
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The best revenge is premature balding
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
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As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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