Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
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i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
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i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
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Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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