i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
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just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
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I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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