I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Randomize