is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
Randomize