Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
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You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
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You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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