I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
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Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
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we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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