I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
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so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
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Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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