I bet he comes in French.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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