First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
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I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
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Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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