I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
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Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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