About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
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Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
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dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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