At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
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she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
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Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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