bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
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I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
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We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
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