Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
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The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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