I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
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All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
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The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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