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Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I'm passing your future prison.
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bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
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end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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