come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
are you so shy because you have an std?
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
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i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
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Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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