whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
she smelled like a LAN party
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize