i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
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She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
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Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
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