yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
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you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
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So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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