i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
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my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
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We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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