once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
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He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
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How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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