he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Dignity is for republicans.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
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Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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