i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
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I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
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I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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