Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
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It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
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What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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