This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
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i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
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I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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