The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
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You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
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fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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