Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
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i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
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I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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