i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
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You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
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And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
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