The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
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Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
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I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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