I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
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Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
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I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
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He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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