im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
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I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
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I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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