I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
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Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
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Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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