i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
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Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
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Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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