As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
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I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
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You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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