just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
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No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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