That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
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It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
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someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
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sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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